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sunday, july 1
Last Night
Guess what kids. I had a dream last night about this beautiful girl, she told me she loved me and she couldn't live without me. But she was drunk so I didn't believe her and I told her she should just go back from whence she came. She cried, and then I realized she was overweight. And then I told her I was sorry, but I had a bus to catch, and I left her in my front yard and went to TGI Fridays.