For all you uber-geeks out there (or teenagers?):

Found this via Joi Ito,QDB is a collection of hilarious IRC and IM quotes that I’m assuming many of which are invented, but some are probably totally real.

I.E.,

everyone got into discussions about how i must have an eating disorder. 😐
psyko, if you throw up right after eathing… intentionaly… you have an eating disorder
Pysko: and if your prone to sharp, stabbing pains in your eye after a meal, chances are you have a fork lodged in it.

Anyway, many require a huge geek quotient to appreciate the humor, but I figure if you’ve ever IRC’ed you pass that test.