Site Redesign
Welcome to the latest and greatest version of UncleLeron.com. It requires frames, but you can now get video and commentary all in the same beautylicious window (building for the future, there will be some hot things using the new design). Hope you like it.
New Episode on its Way
So the other day, I sent out this email saying there was gonna be a new adventure of uncle leron posted, but um, my Uncle Leron, he didn’t think it was funny enough, so I’ve gots to do what we call in tha bizness “reshoots.”
But don’t let the press fool you, just because I’m like, working on it till the last minute doesn’t mean it sucks.
Dream of the Bitches
So this one time the other night, my Uncle Leron’s friend Romulus had this dream that he had sex with Uncle Leron’s ex-girlfriend (before Aunt Lucinda, her name was Latricia), and it was just real mediocre…
WEBZINE
Just a friendly reminder, Webzine 2001 is this Saturday, July 21st. See Uncle Leron’s Nephew in the flesh, and Michael Moore and Robot Frank and others.
Guess what kids. I had a dream last night about this beautiful girl, she told me she loved me and she couldn’t live without me. But she was drunk so I didn’t believe her and I told her she should just go back from whence she came. She cried, and then I realized she was overweight. And then I told her I was sorry, but I had a bus to catch, and I left her in my front yard and went to TGI Fridays.
Word.
Today’s Search Engine Report
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Hope they weren’t too disappointed…
“head size = GIANT fatty. hat size = tiny tiny. it is allways the same for the fattys.”
by Fat Chicks in Party Hats. Ahem.
I been wondering about this guy, now I know. From my man CP:
So it’s been a week since I’ve posted anything. I don’t have much to say, but I just wanted to keep up the habit.
Find out what your name’s funna be in the pen, yo.
click here
JDogg just finished his application to Big Brother 2 and made it in under the wire. If you want to watch the video portion of the application click one of the folowing links:
high bandwidth (3.8MB)
low bandwidth (900k)
Don’t even be frontin’, cuz the Icy Hot Stuntaz the rap STAR you wanna drool about. Straight Ballin’.