“From the guy at fourfinelads.com

Sent: Tuesday, February 13, 2001 3:14 PM
Subject: Fwd: Virus Warning – Pete Sampras Photo!

If you receive an e-mail containing a photo of tennis star Pete Sampras, DO NOT OPEN IT!!!!!!! The body of the e-mail describes the picture as follows: “You will surely enjoy the sinewy Mister Sampras as he volleys for all he is worth please.”

Well, I opened it, because after all, the man set the record for Grand Slam titles with his 13th overall at Wimbledon. And while I’m not gay, I can appreciate the well-developed man-form — I mean, what’s wrong with that? If you’re fit, you’re fit, so why not admire it?

ANYWAY, once I opened it, the photo of Mister Sampras in mid-lob began to burrow into my head, into places I never knew existed (nor dared to dream). I felt a surge of giddy confidence, as if Mister Sampras himself were tickling my cerebellum with the end of his tongue.

The picture said, “Save me as your wallpaper,” which I did, then it said “your fingers are nasty, so nasty. Tape them up.” So I bound my hands tightly with duct tape so I never have to see my nasty, nasty fingers again. I am typing this by means of two pencils shoved into the ends of the horrible tape-claws that hang useless from the ends of my arms.

Please forward this warning on to those you care about.”

Ananova – Woman has Nokia surgically removed from bottom

Hope they used Vaseline…

Medieval Leron?

“The loss of his parents to the Orcs, his adoption by his Uncle Leron, his testing and being found mentally deficient for the use of the arcane arts, and subsequent exile to the academy of war.”

Mormon Leron?

“The work the children of Leron and Colleen [Don’t Tell Lucinda! crazy polygamist mormons…] have experienced over the years have sure taught them a lot. From doing everything from operating farm machinery to carpentry to steel fabrication to electrical wiring, their children have learned it all.”

The stars of have they’re own web show. They’re these dudes and they’re like, brilliant:

mark and mike

Check ’em out.

At last. I’ve updated the site again…ain’t no new videos yet (real soon!), but a new format oughtta allow for more frequent content updates, like with this weblog, where I’ll try to amuse you all with stories, weird video sites like this one, and whatever else pops in my head.

Hope y’all like it, and if you’re wanna keep the ‘blog going (with links or stories), shoot me an email

That is all for now.

From the Famous Uncles named Leron Files

So, this one time, my Uncle Leron was playing baseball, and my Aunt Lucinda, she told him he wasn’t getting past first base, and my uncle leron, he said, guess what he said?

He said:
Who’s on first?

“He’s 23 and strong as an ox. Baseball is in his blood. His father, Leon, is a former Cardinals farmhand and now a scout for the Cubs. , was an outfielder for four big league teams. Coming out of spring training, 6’5”, 225-pound Derrek Lee knows he’ll be the Marlins’ every-day first baseman and cleanup hitter. “

Through some fan email Uncle Leron found some kindred spirits at hippity-hop.com, a webzine whose motto is “We’re the colon in .” Here’s one that would make Aunt Lucinda proud:

Telemarketing Moron | hippity-hop | Magazine

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So, this one time, my Uncle Leron, he was eating some Cocoa Puffs, and this dude, his name was um, his name was um, Hayzoose, and Hayzoose, he um, spelled his name J-E-S-U-S, and he said “Uncle Leron, how come you eatin’ all them Cocoa Puffs without praisin’ the lord?” And my Uncle Leron, guess what my Uncle Leron said:

he said:
‘Cuz I’m cuckoo.