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The things people say on Extension 666.

Self Promotion
Wha’sup yo. I don’t know, but ya’ll need to be checkin’ out
, two short plays set in the ’80s:
Mpls., St. Paul by Julia Jordan and Fun by Howard Korder.
Running April 26 through May 5 at the Abingdon Theatre.
432 West 42nd Street (9th & 10th), 4th floor
Call 212-560-7498 or email tesseractprod@aol.com for reservations.
featuring the always lovable Uncle Leron’s nephew in four different roles. Hot.

Jackie Chan, Eat Your Heart Out
This piece is off the hook!

Learn 2 Dance
Had a blast last night at blister, but realized my moves on the floor were a bit out of date. I’m boning up, though, thanks to those homeboys at beta lounge and these dance fundamentals.

Video Shoot This Tuesday

Just a shout out to my man craig at con-fu-sion for letting us shoot scenes from the new Uncle Leron movie at his party Blister, this Tuesday at filter 14. If ya’ll wanna come check it out, we’ll be there from round midnight on. Word. Check this link for the info: BLISTER | Underground Sounds and Vibes Every Tuesday

Yo, I need this job: Headhunter.net (Job Details)

ChiselBrain gives good game.

Back from vacation.
So, this one time, my Uncle Leron, he was snowboarding, with um, his friend Acidopholis, and there was all this snow around, and Acidopholus was all like, “Hey, Uncle Leron, watch me pull off this triple toe side, uh, method fakie grab-o-liciousness”

And then he fell on his face.

My uncle leron, guess what my Uncle Leron said:

“Ha-ha.”

How to find a muppet on the internet
Use Google.

I needs to be rollin’ up in theAtari Mobile, yo!

There’s a little Martha Stewart in every pot-head code-jockey…