Dude was hungry.

Mmmm, Manbeef.

I don’t get it.
Um, who need this?

Unemployed
So this one time, my Uncle Leron, he ain’t had no job, and he was um, drinking some malt liquor, and he started, um, crying. And my Aunt Lucinda she said, why you crying?

And my Uncle Leron, he said Cuz I ain’t got no job.

Then my Aunt Lucinda, she said, well you need to stop crying and get a job then.

And she hit him upside the head.

And my Uncle Leron, guess what he said.

He said:

Damn, woman, you almost spilled my forty!

Put a monkey in it!
Can I borrow 15 bucks from someone out there? I need this.
Thanks, yo.

From punogre.com…:
Sunday, March 11, 2001 – Casting Call For Britney Video | Posted by Ogre @ 4:39 pm PST
Hmmm…

Tokyo Breakfast . I can’t say much more than that. Please, please watch it.

Side to the side the paddle to the paddle to the side the sidePONG ball in the machine.

And I quote…
…This girls was Brittany Spears Double in The Eminem Video.

Think you can top this, y’all?!

Mud Party a Success
Just wanted to give a shout out to all those peeps who showed up at Baktun last night for the screening of the Adventures. It was a blast, and stay tuned for more details about similar events in the not-too-distant future…

Just to let everyone know, next saturday we’re holding auditions for the next Uncle Leron adventure — we’re looking for a BRITNEY SPEARS DOUBLE.

Think you got Britney’s moves? Let us see ’em.

email us with any questions.

Spooookkyyy…
Word from beyond:
“Does she miss her Uncle Leron…?”
A BIT
HANDLES TO HANDLES
“Door handles…?”