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Just a friendly reminder, Webzine 2001 is this Saturday, July 21st. See Uncle Leron’s Nephew in the flesh, and Michael Moore and Robot Frank and others.

Guess what kids. I had a dream last night about this beautiful girl, she told me she loved me and she couldn’t live without me. But she was drunk so I didn’t believe her and I told her she should just go back from whence she came. She cried, and then I realized she was overweight. And then I told her I was sorry, but I had a bus to catch, and I left her in my front yard and went to TGI Fridays.
Word.

Today’s Search Engine Report
SEARCH ENGINE KEYWORDS
pornography 33.3%
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opportunity 33.3%
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job 33.3%
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SEARCH ENGINE PHRASES
pornography job opportunity 100%
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Hope they weren’t too disappointed…

“head size = GIANT fatty. hat size = tiny tiny. it is allways the same for the fattys.”
by Fat Chicks in Party Hats. Ahem.

I been wondering about this guy, now I know. From my man CP:

• Corin’s Home Page
• The Finest actor in the world.

So it’s been a week since I’ve posted anything. I don’t have much to say, but I just wanted to keep up the habit.

Find out what your name’s funna be in the pen, yo.
click here

JDogg just finished his application to Big Brother 2 and made it in under the wire. If you want to watch the video portion of the application click one of the folowing links:
high bandwidth (3.8MB)
low bandwidth (900k)

Don’t even be frontin’, cuz the Icy Hot Stuntaz the rap STAR you wanna drool about. Straight Ballin’.

Today’s Keywords…
From the UncleLeron.com hit-o-meter report:
SEARCH ENGINE KEYWORDS
quicktime 25.0% [===================================> 1
auditions 25.0% [===================================> 1
pornography 25.0% [===================================> 1
diapered 25.0% [===================================> 1

The things people say on Extension 666.