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So this one time, my Uncle Leron, he ain’t had no job, and he was um, drinking some malt liquor, and he started, um, crying. And my Aunt Lucinda she said, why you crying?

And my Uncle Leron, he said Cuz I ain’t got no job.

Then my Aunt Lucinda, she said, well you need to stop crying and get a job then.

And she hit him upside the head.

And my Uncle Leron, guess what he said.

He said:

Damn, woman, you almost spilled my forty!