Birthday Party
So this one time my Uncle Leron, he was throwin’ this party for his nephew, My Cousin Harmonicus, and um, he got this, um uh, clown to come and visit, and uh, the clown, he came, and he said:

“Hi, I’m Ouchy The Clown! Nice to beat you!.”

And then Harmonicus, he started to cry, um, like a little baby,even though he just turned 29, and so my Uncle Leron, guess what my Uncle Leron said.

He said:

“Shut yo’ mouth before I really give you somethin’ to cry about, boy!”